Most Controversial Thread Ever!!!

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:02 am

Should forced abortion of terror babies be mandatory at the ground zero victory mosque
where same-sex marriages of Palestinian flotilla members are preformed by Islamo-fascist Imans
while baby seals are clubbed to death by illegal immigrants
with stolen identities and unregistered handguns or should BP pay Sarah Palin with blood diamonds
to give a speech there about the myth of global warming, the faked moon landing,
Obama's forged birth certificate and the socialist overtones of free health care while
Fred Phelps and The Westboro Baptist Church protests outside that God hates fags?

I'm only asking this because I lost my faith in God, the gay Pope and the Catholic church after
I was abducted and anally probed on that UFO, thus I lost my job due to the recession
at the medical marijuana dispensary to an undocumented Nazi child pornographer
who spoke Ebonics with a southern lilt as he told me that the Hurricane Katrina conspiracy
as documented by Spike Lee, was every bit as bad as the Gulf oil spill in relation to 9/11.

So, long story short- My question is this:
Was it really all Bush's fault?

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:06 am

One rep point to the first person that can Googlewhack this page. Laughing

It might be impossible.

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:58 am

Its quiet simple really. The answer to everything and anything is.

42

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:24 am

Are bunny rabbits allowed in this post?

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:28 am

CrazyMcCool wrote:

Its quiet simple really. The answer to everything and anything is.

42

You forgot to include yourself, so in reality, it should be 43 ...

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:38 am

We make it a habit not to include CrazyMcCool

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:22 am

Hellz ya it was Bush's fault all the way, and on the bright side you should qualify for SSI from PTSD due to your abduction and anal probing. You may have to prove it was forced an not consensual though Shocked

Thanks for the laugh that was a good rant, I do hope things turn around for the better. personally I think this whole mosque thing is just a subversion to take the focus off something even more dastardly.

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:34 pm

trollster you know I am more respected here than you Surprised

and yes 42 the answer to all problems

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:40 pm

CrazyMcCool wrote:

Its quiet simple really. The answer to everything and anything is.

42

Every one should listen to him, after all he gets A's on his math tests.

I believe that the number 42 is a reference to the Douglas Adams book- Life, The Universe And Everything. Great read.

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:39 pm

Who is at fault, all of us. Every last man woman and child for letting this bullshit continue.

Allowing them to use buzz words to bend wills and hearts.
Allowing them to use us.

It's not a matter of race, religion, or nationality.
It's a matter of our simple inability to accept each other and let each other be.

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:18 pm

^^^hey look, it's another Crooked_Ferret post^^^

Thought you were gone. Welcome back.

You hit on the point that I was trying to make-- that it is possible to discuss polarizing issues w/o resorting to hate speech, personal attacks and buzzwords.

That and it was alot of fun trying to make up a 1/2 way intelligible sentence that included as many hot-button issues as possible.

Can anyone do better?

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:57 am

I blame Eve for eating that damn apple. It isn't anyone's fault that anything happens after that point. Everyone is just doing what they feel is right and there will always be someone who believes what they are doing is wrong. Life would sure be boring if we all believed in the same things, liked the same things, wanted the same things....things suck. I wish we would run out of oil and have to go back to actually using survival skills so we could weed out some of these f***ed up people. Time to cull out some of these humans that are just messing up the gene pool of an entire species. Just my opinion and if yours is different just re read the third and fourth sentence in this post.

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 3:56 am

I think Family Guy says it best Very Happy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpP7b2lUxVE&feature=related

Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 5:31 am

its a case of even the balanced are getting extreme.....
in truth those easy going people that would never raise an eyebrow unless someone stopped in the middle of the street and started to masturbate.....the reaction would probably be.....my goodness what is the world coming to?
well the world has come to something and if we like it or not it is here and now we must ask what to do about it.
I mean we can do a monty python on the result and it makes us feel better as we have a moment of truth twisted to make us laugh....
I once said to Whiteviper that BUSH was really smart. He fucked everybody with his play dumb act. I mean Britches that allowed him to chew on his balls, the wanted dead or alive john wayne act the looking through binoculars the wrong way around......WTF. people were suckered into thinking "this guy is a nut" and whilst the world took the piss he fucked them all in the arse with new laws loss of freedoms and a private war where his buddy cheney was charging mega bucks for meals in the desert........
reminds me of the attitude that can prevail.

Dear thief!
whoever stole my bike i truly hope your feeling proud.
However as a result i must resort to new studies in witchcraft and voodoo.
I have made a doll and will commence with needles in your penis. I hope it hurts cause my feet hurt from walking to school. I also pray that should you sell my bike that the dollar bills you get are CIA marked from a child ransom and that they shoot you first and then ask the questions. I also pray that should you ride my bike that the front wheel disintegrates and that you fall headfirst under a bus. the bus will not kill you but screech to a halt and stop on your legs so that any further thievery will be not for a bike but for a f**kin wheelchair.
And by the way with your legs busted up and no bikes to steal for an income you will be truly buggered as there ain't no money for you's as the government is shitfaced broken and busted. You and yours may keep the bike as after all this effort to ensure that you are truly up shit creek without a paddle and only redneck banjo's playing the happy song before they (*&% in your ass and then shoot you it was worth it.
kind regards
Sally aged 9.

And then the rest of us can ask whats up?

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:41 pm

NlCK wrote:

One rep point to the first person that can Googlewhack this page. Laughing

It might be impossible.

Hmm, sounds like a job for my emergency bottle of tequila Very Happy