bunch of asshats

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:54 am

the only scientific experiments i do is trying different mixers for my spirits.

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:04 am

lee1035 wrote:

the only scientific experiments i do is trying different mixers for my spirits.

my nightly cooking could be considered an experiment, but that would be more along the lines of chemistry..... biological grade weapons Shocked

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:15 am

I'm sure Mr. Toolie has been involved in some strange ''experiments'' Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:21 am

I'm the product of a strange experiment Mr H4L Wink

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:40 pm

mr.toolie2u wrote:

I'm the product of a strange experiment Mr H4L Wink

lol im not answering that i dot want banned..... Embarassed

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:11 pm

Ive done quite a bit of experimenting at the monastry, just ask the nuns Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:29 pm

my knowledge of science begins and ends with mixing baking soda and vinegar

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:09 pm

Ooooh, chemistry! Used to love mixing chemicals, mainly using my brain as the melting pot in some dirty club somewhere saturday nights/sunday mornings throughout most of my twenties Laughing

And i never felt very scientific, oddly enough...

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:13 pm

1024gig wrote:

Ooooh, chemistry! Used to love mixing chemicals, mainly using my brain as the melting pot in some dirty club somewhere saturday nights/sunday mornings throughout most of my twenties Laughing

And i never felt very scientific, oddly enough...

you weren't stirring the pot properly, that's your problem.

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:17 pm

Ha, my pot felt extremely stirred believe me Wink

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:39 pm

My mate once told me that if you feed a pigeon magnesium it will explode.

Now i've always wanted to try this but the opportunity has never arose so if anyone has heard of this or has tried it would they please post a detailed dossier of thier results.

Thank You.

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:42 pm

mr.toolie2u wrote:

My mate once told me that if you feed a pigeon magnesium it will explode.

Now i've always wanted to try this but the opportunity has never arose so if anyone has heard of this or has tried it would they please post a detailed dossier of thier results.

Thank You.

I heard that a pigeons stomach swells and explodes if they eat rice, which is why they no longer use rice as confetti at weddings. They use some artificial stuff instead

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:42 pm

you get a similar effect by feeding a bird rice or slipping it an alka-seltzer, apparently.

Message to PETA: Ive never done it before and I more than likely never will. So don't worry.

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:44 pm

Guess what's gonna be on my next shopping list Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 4:46 pm

mr.toolie2u wrote:

Guess what's gonna be on my naxt shopping list Laughing

Damn, should have known better than to tell you about that.... tape it and put it on youtube Very Happy