Who do you think will win? Ironman VS Batman

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 5:08 pm

johnno23 wrote:

but down at ironman's place it's free beer sexy ladies and rock n roll as the party swings into action.... Smile

I'm there..but the trollster could be in front! Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:30 am

if you know Bruce Wayne, his parties are alike Tony's.

Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:41 am

trollster wrote:

800 meters away, sniper rifle, dead Batman

Alright...
It was even 1 KM away, more powerful than snipey rifles (sort of like ray plasma laser penetrator thingy) even targeted and ready to shoot the batman; when the thug clicked the trigger the next thing he knew that Batman was standing behind him...Oh yes...and he didn't do anything; the thug surrendered himself to the right arm of Justice league!! ha aha haa!

Talk about invincibility; Batty can make an armored mech suit (the suit he made to kill Bane) is enough for Iron laddie. In addition to that even batman has given the Green lantern ring in a comics...

Talk about parties...Mr. Wayne can party harder as he has double the money and property and explosives (not on paper though, Batty's infinite monetary sources are even untraceable.) what Stark has !

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:33 pm

What would happen if I punched Batman in the head ??

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:13 pm

Dont know would this happen

Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:27 pm

I should re phrase, what would happen to me, if I punched Batman in the head, like superman would rip me in half and throw me into the sun, Spiderman would, I dunno cover me in spider shit or something, Aqua man could drown me, heck even the Wonder Twins could join rings and become something that could do something, I fail to see what Batman is except a Cross dresser with a with a utility belt.

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:07 am

Batman will take the punch, even forgive easily if his "bat check" results come clean..if it doesn't, he will send the puncher to Arkham asylum to play poker with the joker..

Well they all will lose if they try to spam/flame in here... Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:43 am

trollster wrote:

I fail to see what Batman is except a Cross dresser with a utility belt.

but his utility belt has all the best stuff man Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:11 am

Look Im not saying its not cool, I just want to know what his super power is ?

Edit - I googled this "What is batmans super power?"

and got this - "Batman does not have super powers. He uses hand to hand combat and gadgets to fight."

As I opposed to this - "What is Iron man's powers?"

A- Iron man dosent have superpowers his suit has the features such as: rocket booster feet, missile launchers on his wrist etc

Its a no brainier, Iron man would kill him in a heartbeat

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:38 am

trollster wrote:

I just want to know what his super power is ?

um, making spandex look good? Laughing

what gets me and maybe you knowledgeable guys can tell me but, is Lois Lane really that stupid that she can't recognise superman without glasses?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:14 pm

At the end of Batman & Spawn, Spawn says, "Let's just bury the hatchet." Batman turns around and throws his Batarang into Spawn's forehead and states, "Bury This!"

my point is he'd beat the snot outta you, but leave you living. Batman is a fighter, not a killer. Iron Man would do to you what he does to the likes of a henchman, and be glad he doesn't do more like that of a SuperVillain. both are superb intellectuals whom know what they're doing and how to do it. inflict some pain, but leave you curdled, yet alive knowing what you did wrong.

i always felt Batman was a better choice cos of the hardships he had to face, whereas Iron Man got into one bad situation and decided to become a Super. nonetheless they've proven to be fearsome and heroic. so i'm stuck between a kevlar suit and a metal one.

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:53 pm

Has it not occurred to anyone that the spandex batperson only comes out at night ??? seems a little vampiric to me. But the ironman he is ready to rock n roll shoots rockets and play both day and night.....
I mean if they were both married to ladies.......then one would answer the question of "how was your night honey" with Oh! it was fine, just doing my bat thing in the moonlight. sounds pretty creepy. then again maybe the bat glitters in the sunlight ???
As for all this martial nonsense I can only remember Indy when the ninja martial kungfu sword weilding character does his thing and Indy says I aint got the time pulls out a gun and shoots ninja man.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:19 am

gsxr_rider wrote:

is Lois Lane really that stupid that she can't recognise superman without glasses?

Love is blind ..

And yeah Batman doesn't kill anyone. Because he has seen his parents die. Death scarred his entire life and made him vampirish. Maybe a man of justice but the thoughts of killing somebody makes him visualize his past's horror. Whether it's joker or Iron man...lol

And they'd strengthen the security level of Arkham Asylum...every scum escapes now and then..especially that loony Joker.

johnno23 wrote:

"how was your night honey" with Oh! it was fine, just doing my bat thing in the moonlight. sounds pretty creepy. then again maybe the bat glitters in the sunlight ???

Can't beat that...

If batman comes outta Gotham and ventures my place, he'll be disappointed to see a crime less city plus he'll get shooed away by the potbellied night watchmen. Worse for Spidey...he'll hump on an an auto rickshaw to save people because there are not many buildings to swing (or sweat in his costume followed by a sun stroke). Iron Man will just melt/blast in the hot weather and before that he'll have to sign a nuclear agreement and pay sh*tload of taxes for that suit too... It's a perfect place for Wonder Woman though...

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:35 am

So he uses logic and non fatal violence, so he is part MacGyver and Part A-Team Confused

Look this is a simplistic view, keep in mind I have never seen any Batman apart from the original TV series when I was a kid, I actually know very little about any super hero, but can someone explain this to me. As far as I know, Spiderman was bitten by some weird Spider, Superman comes from another planet, one can guess Aqua man can breath under water, the wonder twins have magic rings, all valid reasons to sit around one day and say to themselves "mmm I should be a super hero" BUT, why does a fully grown man with nothing more than too much money and too much time on his hands comes up with the idea "mmmm, I think I will make a leather suit, with a mask, wear the undies on the outside of me stockings and fight evil, and I will call myself, "Hero guy", nah um "Wonderman" nah, ooh I got it, "Bat man" Bats are cool. Please just explain to me why ??

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:49 am

alright, who stands out more, a guy in a kevlar suit with a black cape in the big city or a guy wearing a bright orange-yellowish suit who flies through the skies. Iron Man has that head strong attitude about attacking the enemy with a bit of strategy whereas Batman takes a camouflage approach encroaching on his enemies using the city [and bats if need be] to his advantage.

i know from comics that Iron Man/Tony Stark had an alcohol problem and has caused damage because to himself and those around him.

Batman/Bruce Wayne pushes himself to the limits cos he feels he has to do something sometimes pushing himself too far.

Tony Stark flaunted on the idea he was Iron Man because of his ego and belief he needed others to know and love him, something for a while he believed his father never did for him.

Bruce Wayne tries really hard to separate the identities of Batman and Bruce cos he needed to be the protector and create an alter ego as Bruce Wayne as the playboy billionaire who did not care as much, yet still gave as a philanthropist.

to explain it to trollster, Bruce Wayne had a fear of bats and cos of this he faced it head on and took up the name Batman to prove to himself and his parents who were shot in front of him [probably equally as afraid] that he could surpass the fears he had and use it to his advantage. become the philanthropists his parents were and fight crime as the Bat.