Who do you think will win? Ironman VS Batman

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 3:33 am

killa1986 wrote:

become the philanthropists his parents were and fight crime as the Bat.

Well that explains a lot Laughing

(I'll shut up now)

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:51 am

oops ..... now thats how to killa fun thread.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:00 am

well, two very different personas for very different people.

i really don't know what you mean. how have i killed it? i tried to explain it the best i could for trollster. tbh i'm not the foremost pro on this subject, so i tried. it was not my intention to kill the mood. sorry.

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:13 am

The batman v's Ironman was re-invigorated purely for a lttle fun and some laughs.
Trying to make sense of a bat and a man firing rockets from his wrists..... well.
All I can say is try and lighten up a bit mate. Kick back and have a laugh and not analyse a non reality.
Wink

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 9:59 am

i just hope gsxr_rider caught my comment about Batman/Spawn seeing how he's a McFarlane fan.

ok, all fun back in i'd like to see'em battle it out. i'm sure i could conjure up a youtube vid of it. well, here it is. Very Happy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzO4D1lEXmI

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:43 am

trollster wrote:

BUT, why does a fully grown man with nothing more than too much money and too much time on his hands comes up with the idea "mmmm, I think I will make a leather suit, with a mask, wear the undies on the outside of me stockings and fight evil, and I will call myself, "Hero guy", nah um "Wonderman" nah, ooh I got it, "Bat man" Bats are cool. Please just explain to me why ??

It's a gift too! Well having the peak human powers is a feat. He was born with that, some nasty incidents happened to him when he was a kid that particularly harnessed his gifts and ability of taking revenge in a heroic way. That includes his more than 200 IQ (More than superman and all those flying machines).

DC wiki wrote:

Powers and Abilities

Indomitable Will:
Although he has no superhuman powers, Batman's unstoppable determination and strength of will make him an extremely formidable opponent. This makes him able to function while tolerating massive amounts of physical pain, and also allows him to resist telepathy or mind control. His willpower is strong enough to operate a Green Lantern Ring when necessary. [230]

Intimidation:
It is widely known that Batman has the ability to instill fear in others, even the people that know him best are intimidated by him. Even those who aren't afraid of the likes of Superman fear Batman. His ability to inspire great fear made him eligible for induction into the Sinestro Corps, although he was able to fight off the power ring's control.[231]

Interrogation:
Batman is adept in interrogation techniques, often using law enforcement methods as well as torture. Several methods seen include hanging a person over the edge of a building by one leg or chaining a person upside down and beating them. He usually just plain uses his frightening appearance to get answers. "Fear is an excellent motivator" he once said.

Peak Human Conditioning:
Through intense training, specialized diet, and biofeedback treatments, The Batman represented the pinnacle of human physical prowess. His physical attributes exceeded that of any Olympic level athlete that has ever completed.[citation needed] Strength, speed, stamina, agility, reflexes and coordination were at peak human perfection. Batman began his physical and mental conditioning when he was 11 and then intense physical training and weight lifting at age 12. He has mastered full body control by the time he was 18. Bruce Wayne, since the age of 15, has created a strict diet to enable his body to develop and operate at its most proficient, along with biofeedback treatments (using portable/non portable machines to stimulate muscles to contraction). Batman has performed amazing physical feats due to his superior physique. He engaged in an intensive regular regimen of rigorous exercise (including aerobics, weight lifting, gymnastics, and simulated combat) to keep himself in peak condition, and has often defeated opponents whose size, strength, or other powers greatly exceeded his own. He has spent his entire life in pursuit of physical perfection and has attained it through constant intensive training and determination.

Peak Human Strength : Batman regularly bench-presses at least 1000 lbs. during his exercise routine.[232]
Peak Human Reflexes: Bruce's reflexes were honed to such a degree that he has caught one of Green Arrow's arrows in mid flight when he tried to shoot him.[citation needed] He has also been able to dodge point blank gunfire.

Peak Human Speed: He could run at speeds comparable to the finest competing athletes.

Peak Human Endurance: His endurance was comparable to that of the finest Olympic Decathlon participant.[citation needed] His lung capacity was so great that he could hold his breath underwater for 3 minutes and 15 seconds. [233] He can survive in the airless vacuum of space for exactly 27 seconds.[234]

Peak Human Agility: His agility was greater than that of a Chinese acrobat and an Olympic gold medalist gymnast.[citation needed] His main phase of movement was Parkour which he learned in France and used that to scale the cities rooftops in an acrobatic manner.[citation needed]

Peak Human Durability: He has been shot numerous times, but wears Kevlar lined body armor.

Master Acrobat:
He is proficient in gymnastics and acrobatics.
Master Martial Artist: Wayne is well trained in multiple martial arts. His primary form of combat[citation needed] is an idiosyncratic admixture of Tae Kwon Do, Judo, Muay Thai, Dragon Style Kung Fu, Boxing, Jujitsu, and Ninjitsu.[citation needed] Wayne is one of the finest human combatants Earth has ever known.

Weapons Master:
Through his martial arts training, he has become an expert on all melee weapons. Wayne has displayed exceptional sword fighting capability and proficiency with knives, sticks and various other weapons. He practices during his combat sessions to keep his skills intact, but he prefers unarmed combat.
Master of Stealth: His Ninjutsu training has made him a master at stealth and capable of breaching high security facilities without being detected.

Expert Marksman:
Wayne is an expert marksman skilled. He is skilled with throwing projectile weapons, archery and firearms. He has been practicing such skills since the early days of his training and is almost on par with the Green Arrow in terms of accuracy.[citation needed]

Genius-
Level Intellect: Batman is a brilliant, virtually peerless, detective, strategist, scientist, tactician, and commander; he is widely regarded as one of the keenest analytical minds on the planet. Given his lack of superpowers, he often uses cunning and planning to outwit his foes, rather than simply "out-fighting" them.

Polymath:
He has studied Biology, Technology, Mathematics, Physics, Mythology, Geography, & History. Gained degrees in Criminal Science, Forensics, Computer Science, Chemistry and Engineering by the time he was 21. [citation needed] He has mastered Diverse Environmental Training, Security Systems, and illusion/sleight of hand by the time he was 23.[citation needed] He gained even more degrees in Biology, Physics, Advanced Chemistry, and Technology by the time he was 25.[citation needed] He had learned Forensic Sciences, Medical Sciences, Expanded Computer and Engineering Sciences,[original research?] and Expanded Device Pool use of personal powered armor and system, database creation on underworld crime bosses, rogue's gallery foes and other supervillains; improved material sciences for body armor and micro-machinery by the time he was 26.[citation needed] Has also learned Advanced New Development in Forensic and Medical Sciences.[citation needed]

Master Detective:
He is widely considered as the World's Greatest Detective, capable of observation, forensic investigation, and inductive and deductive reasoning of the highest caliber. Human intuition is an unlearnable trait and one of Batman's most effective tools. Given any mystery, he can arrive at the correct conclusions with a fraction of the data.[original research?]

Multi-lingual: He is able to speak Spanish, French, Latin, German, Japanese, English, Russian, Cantonese, Mandarin, Greek, Portuguese, Arabic, Sanskrit, Hindi, Thai and possibly more. [citation needed]
Master Tactician and Strategist: He commonly utilizes cunning tactics to outwit his foes. He is an excellent leader and at times commands the Justice League and the Outsiders.

Escapologist:
He has been described as second only to Mister Miracle as an escape artist.[citation needed] He has been seen escaping from a Posey straitjacket in less than 52 seconds, and remarked afterwards that the time was way too slow for him.[citation needed]

Aviation:
Has been seen flying the various versions of the Batplanes with ease and flying a helicopter.

Tracking:
Trained in hunting techniques by African Bushmen (the Ghost Tribes of the Ten-eyed Brotherhood, among others).[citation needed]

Master of Disguise:
Has mastered the art of disguise by the time he was 23.[citation needed] Has further learned Expanded Disguise techniques by the time he was 26.[citation needed] Batman has many aliases he uses to infiltrate the underworld or just to go undercover in public situations. His current aliases are: Matches Malone, Thomas Quigley, Ragman, Detective Hawke, Sir Hemingford Grey, Frank Dixon, Gordon Selkirk, and Mr. Fledermaus.[citation needed]

Ventriloquism:
Batman is able to project his voice to sound as though it is coming from other places. Expert Mechanic and Vehicular Driver: Proficient at combat driving. Has learned improved vehicle designs. Was trained and proficient in basic vehicles operations. Business Management

Strength level
Peak Human Strength: Batman engages in an intensive exercise regimen, and because of this, his strength, like all other physical attributes, is at the peak of human perfection. He is shown to be able to bench-press at least 1000 lbs.[232]

^^Well just some stats for the enthusiasts. Just add the bold lines and tell me which human can do these altogether.. For me that's magical enough.

It's pretty simple; If Iron Man is with a suit and beams. Batman can have suits and beams too. Because he has that IQ and money to make a bunch of suits. But if Iron Man's tin can is blasted and so as Batman's, then there will be just "Tony Stark" Vs. "Batman-Bruce Wayne". He aint flashy like other peppy captain crunchy superheroes. His evolution was grim and dark and the he resolved most matters in DC leagues anyways where the all those magicmen couldn't.

And his comics sell more too... !

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 12:54 pm

now that is a response, and an interesting read too. this is the kind of debating i enjoy. now to find and compare/contrasts statistics on behalf of Tony Stark/Iron Man

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Powers and Abilities
Powers

Stark is a mutated human due to the injection of the Extremis bio-virus and the "Bleeding Edge" armor nanotubes which are powered by the arc reactor in his chest.

Psi-Shields: Due to new S.H.I.E.L.D treatments, Stark's mind is shielded from even the strongest telepaths.

Direct Cybernetic Interface: The Extremis virus has fused Stark's armor to his body. Initially the inner layers of the Iron Man armor were stored in the hollows of his bones, but later his entire exo-armor would be contained within carbon nanotubes. He is able to manifest and control the armor through direct brain impulses and even utilize some of its powers when unsurfaced. He has direct, cyberpathic control over the communication devices, scanning equipment, and recording devices located in his helmet.

Wireless Communication: He is also able to remotely connect to external communications systems such as satellites, cellular phones, and computers throughout the world. Stark is also capable of projecting his voice through transmitting sound systems such as cellular phones via electric transmissions from his central nervous system.
Superhuman Reflexes: The Extremis virus grants him enhanced speed reactions and movements.
Regenerative Systems: Stark is capable has the ability to biologically heal himself and repair the armor.
Minor Shapeshifting: His armor is made up of nano-machines that can be commanded to turn into any type of structure upon Stark's skin. Examples include clothes, other armors, additional weapons over his armor like a boxing glove or a modified laser cannon by having the nano-machines change their properties into whatever Stark wants them to. They can also dissociate to transform into the Iron Man armor whenever Stark wishes.

Iron Man Armor

Iron Man's primary powers come from his armored suit.

Suiting up the Iron Armor: The armor used to require several machines to put on the suit, in a lengthy process. Later, this was changed to having it in a suitcase, which shortened the suiting up time, but was not very effective on the battlefield. However, recently, it has been shown that Stark can hold the armor within himself, and use it when needed, and spring into action in mere seconds.
Support Powers

Superhuman Strength: He is capable of lifting up to 100 tons when wearing his armor and can achieve higher levels of strength when powered by a sufficient source.
Superhuman Speed: Even when not traveling for extended distances, the armor enables the wearer to move and react at high speeds.
Flight: The armor can typically reach speeds in excess of Mach 8, in recent comics however Iron Man has been depicted as able to reach orbital velocities (5 miles per second) and up to speeds that can outrun black holes. Use of the jet boots provide enough power to lift a load of about 500 tons.
Power Cells: The armor is powered by a combination of solar converters, electrical batteries and an on-board generator that uses beta particle absorption as a fuel source. Not to mention the arc reactor that also powers the suit.
Energy Conversion Power Recharge: The armor is also able to absorb and convert nearby or fare away energy sources, such as heat or kinetic energy or energy from the planet itself into electricity, or even drain energy directly into the batteries for recharge.
Self-Contained Life-Support System & Environmental Protection: The armor can be completely sealed for operations in vacuum or underwater, providing its own life support, and is shielded against radiation.
Magnetism: The armor can generate magnetic fields to pull or push metal objects at will.
Onboard Computer: The armor has an internal onboard computer operating system that aids Stark in providing strategies, background information on opponents, surroundings, the status of the suit, and prevents a lock on from targeting systems.
Sensor Array: Known sensors include radar/lidar, night vision, and physiological/medical scans that allow Stark to take and monitor the vitals of other people, including heart and brain scans. These scans also provided Stark with real-time personal physiological data. They are also capable of an all-environmental scan for atmospheric content or life forms--including astral energy projections.
Override: When required, armor systems including strength amplification, durability amplification, and repulsor intensity can be greatly increased, by bypassing safety circuits and limiters. However, there is a chance that this can result in a complete system failure of the armor. An example of this mode is when Iron Man easily lifted a 16,000 ton Nuclear Reactor, and flew into the sky and threw it into the sea. It seems that he utilized this resource on the Hulk once, as the armor ends up completely inert [58]. The range of the Override can be controlled as only reaching his very limit and staying at it for a long time will cause a system failure. This range goes from a safe 800% to 3200%, up to a very dangerous 5000%.

Defensive Powers

Crystallized Iron Armor: The armor has evolved from a bulky iron suit to a molecularly aligned matrix of crystallized iron enhanced by magnetic fields over layers of other metals like titanium, creating a shell that is pliable, yet capable of amazing resilience and protection.

Enhanced Durability: His armor is very durable, capable of withstanding tremendous amounts of punishment. It can withstand high caliber bullets with ease. He can also withstand rockets, missiles, torpedoes, high powered lasers, and such, taking little to no damage. Future armors were fully resistant against electricity, fire, heavy impacts, energy blasts, take zero Kelvin and up to the Suns temperatures, even some of Thor's attacks(see Thorbuster). The suit can withstand almost unlimited kinetic and thermal impact, as well as most forms of radiation thanks to its refractory coating. The armor can survive anything short of a nuclear explosion at ground zero. The suit automatically protects its wearer when he enters an intrinsically hostile environment, such as outer space or deep sea. The armor even has specialized circuitry that guards against telepathic attacks. Tony is very confident in his suit's defensive abilities, when he was caught in a nuclear explosion, he was only thinking about women and completely forgot about what was happening around him.
Energy Shield: Energy shielding that can protect the user from harm. It is also capable of reflecting attacks and staying mobile. At 2% power, the shield is strong enough to withstand a nuclear explosion.

Offensive Powers
Repulsor Rays: The armor's primary energy weapon. A particle beam weapon, standard equipment in the palm gauntlets; can repel physical and energy-based attacks, traveling as a single stream or as a wide-field dispersal. It's damage potential is extremely lethal, from being able to go through 2 inches of steel like paper to blasting a hole through a mountain. They can be powered up to make a larger beam or a Full Form Repulsor Ray, which does 360 degrees of attacks. The power of the Repulsor Beams can range from the basic ones such as the one from the Mark 3, which fires 2 gigawatt beams, to the beams on a much further model of the suit such as the Model 27 which fires beams in the high petawatt region, but those require a little assistance from outside.
Unibeam: A powerful searchlight, capable of projecting beams in virtually every light spectrum. Also used as a powerful weapon that can destroy anything in its path. It fires a boosted form of the Monobeam with some Arc Reactor energy backing it up.
Lasers: Standard lasers that can be used as weapons or for welding.
Pulse Bolts: Extremely powerful plasma discharges that propagate in strength over distance, but implode if they get overloaded.
Energy Blade: Based on the same design Tony Stark used to build Captain America's energy shield, this laser sword, emitted from his left arm, could also be flattened into a shield on his hands, or spread over the entire armor to encase the armor in a protective covering.
Pulse Barrage: Pulse Barrage is one of Iron Man's standard long range attack. Because of its extremely low energy consumption, Pulse Barrage can be a very effective attack. an upgraded Red Pulse Barrage has the ability to penetrate through foes hitting others behind them, and the ability to ricochet off walls hitting more targets.
Smart Missiles: The Smart Missile is one that can target the weak points of a structure, object, or foe to inflict maximum damage with minimal payload.
Tri-beam: This version of the Unibeam runs on direct power from the Arc Reactor, draining it's energy rapidly if not fully charged. It has considerable knockback.
Multi-beam: As the name implies, the Multi-beam can fire multiple energies at the same time. Generally used with the energy that Tony Stark has absorbed.
Pentabeam: The Pentabeam has microwave lensing that allows for directed beams of high joule electrons, protons, acoustic energy, and neutrons.
Omnibeam: Rather then only firing beam type attacks, the Omnibeam can generate heats at 25232 degrees Fahrenheit, extremely powerful lights causing irreversible blindness in the enemy, and emit ultrasonic attacks capable of stunning even superhumanly durable foes and even causing disintegration. The other way the Omnibeam is fired, is by absorbing or draining any energy in Iron Man's vicinity, drawing it into his chest reactor, and converting it into billions of petawatts and firing it.
Hyper-velocity Impact: The program Hyper-velocity allows Tony to think and move at a much faster time frame then everyone else, allowing for quicker attacks. Also, it could create an electrical bubble if Tony is going fast enough.
Plasma Discharge: A plasma discharge is given off when the suit comes into contact with Vibranium.

Official Ratings [out of 7]
Intelligence
6
Strength
6
Speed
5
Durability
6
Energy Projection
6
Fighting Skills
3

Fan Ratings [out of 7]
Intelligence
6
Strength
6
Speed
6
Durability
6
Energy Projection
7
Fighting Skills
3

Abilities

Industrial Genius: Quite apart from the powers granted him by the suit, Stark is an inventive mechanical engineering prodigy, constantly creating new technology and looking for ways to improve it. His intelligence is classed as above genius. He is one of the three smartest people on Earth. Furthermore, this extends to his remarkable ingenuity dealing with difficult situations such as difficult foes and deathtraps where he is capable of using his available tools like his suit in unorthodox and effective ways.

Expert Engineer: He is an excellent engineer and mechanic capable of fixing almost, if not all, machinery.

Expert Businessman: Stark is extremely well-respected in the business world, able to command people's attentions when he speaks on economic matters by virtue of the fact that he is savvy enough to have, over the years, built up several multimillion dollar companies from virtually nothing. He is known for the loyalty he commands from and returns to those who work for him, as well as his impeccable business ethics. He also strives to be environmentally responsible in his businesses, and in one case, immediately fired an employee who made profitable (but illegal) sales to Doctor Doom. He states that if he wanted to, he could give away his entire fortune and build it up again within a week.

Expert Tactician: He is a brilliant tactician capable of quickly formulating strategies and new plans should the situation change.

Skilled Combatant: Stark was trained in unarmed combat by Captain America and has become quite physically formidable on his own when the situation demands it. He is also a great melee fighter while in the armor as a single punch is as strong as a solid steel ball traveling at 3,500 fturl errorsec.
Indomitable Will: As evidenced by his two serious bouts with alcoholism and subsequent recovery, Stark is possessed of tremendous strength of will, never giving up and often emerging from defeat even stronger. It is arguable that the true "Iron Man" is not the armor, but Stark himself.

Strength level

Without his armor Tony Stark possesses the normal strength of a normal human man his age, height, and build who engages in moderate regular exercise. Future issues have noted Tony to be transhuman and better than the finest human, and a technopath, being able to interface with anything electronic (satellites, computers, cellphones, alien technology etc.). The armor amplifies Stark's strength to incalculable levels, enabling him to normally lift (press) roughly 100 tons. If sufficiently powered by an outside source, the armor can achieve massively higher levels.

Weaknesses

Constant Recharge: Due to the shrapnel in his body, Iron Man must keep his suit charged at all times, often involving breaking away from a fight to recharge otherwise he would die. Although the shrapnel was later removed eliminating this weakness, the new chestplate that was used to bring him out of his coma has made him dependent on keeping it constantly charged again, due to it preventing his Extremis-enhanced brain from being unable to contain any of his memories including remembering how to breathe after it was damaged when Tony deleted the Superhuman Registration Act files that he uploaded to himself.
Memory Problems: Due to his recent memory deletion and the procedure that restored him, Tony Stark can no longer remember certain points of his life and the simplest things like how to tie a tie due to the process's side-effects being greater than it was initially predicted.
Alcoholism : Tony has been battling against his alcoholism due to the high pressures of running his company, maintaining his social profile, and being Iron Man. More recently, he started to drinking again when, because of the Serpent arrival on earth, he believed it was the apocalypse.

comparing notes i've noticed Tony lacks in discipline compared to Bruce. also to note Tony has become a mutated human which makes him somewhat of a Super. differences aside Iron Man would win in aerial combat and Batman fairs better closer to ground, though he has proven to be quite a glider. Bruce does not fall prey to substance abuse, but Tony has a history of it.

Bruce Wayne cleverly separates himself from Batman by playing the part of billionaire playboy and occasional philanthropist. he even fools some by convincing his ginger ale is an alcoholic beverage. *tips hat* he uses his company to the fullest capacity as a beacon of hope, and when that beacon is sometimes blighted he dons the suit and goes out to seek justice where it's needed.

Tony Stark on the other hand cannot. he must be in the limelight at some point or another. his behavior can be quite abrasive, yet still holds onto that belief he can better the world. his company mainly dealt with arms sales until he was held captive and found out his weapons were being used in an ulterior fashion. completely distraught over the event he becomes something bigger than himself, which is hard to believe sometimes. Laughing

som ace i tip my hat to you too. i enjoyed this moment of discussion.

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 4:18 pm

Soooo, Batman really rules the world. Most presidents have IQ's in the 90's and as his comics sell so well he doesn't need campaign funds so does that mean that Ironman actually works for Batman??
Very Happy

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:01 pm

well i have an iq of 126 when last check'd... lol

but in my view stark would kick batmans arse!! they both are human witrh no powers just really cool gadgets and well ironman is a flying tank and if the bat wasnt in his car he'd just get blown up in my eyes!! long live the superman!!! oh hell i'm biased as i'm a JEDI mo fo's!! Wink

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:14 am

and may the force be with you angeljarvis

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:39 am

well my IQ was off the scale......they don't have number past the decimal .
So as a consequence I vote Yoda......a kickass midget who owns the force and can suspend glittering bats and a rocket firing man in the void.

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:47 am

johnno23 wrote:

well my IQ was off the scale......they don't have number past the decimal .
So as a consequence I vote Yoda......a kickass midget who owns the force and can suspend glittering bats and a rocket firing man in the void.

Exactly! I dont think they truly understand the powers of the force!! Wink

there lack of confidence concerns me!

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:27 am

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Peak Human Strength : Batman regularly bench-presses at least 1000 lbs.

The world record bench press is 1070 lbs, and that is a one off lift, the person who can do that, if he punched you in the head it would cave in, not just go "pow" "bam", you would be deader than dead

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He could run at speeds comparable to the finest competing athletes

So not quite the flash or superman eh ?

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endurance was comparable to that of the finest Olympic Decathlon hold his breath underwater for 3 minutes and 15 seconds

Peter Colat, a Swiss freediver, held his breath underwater for 19 minutes
and 21 seconds, neither of them have nothing on aqua man mind you.

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Bruce's reflexes were honed to such a degree that he has caught one of Green Arrow's arrows in mid flight

The Karate kid could catch a fly in chopsticks

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His agility was greater than that of a Chinese acrobat and an Olympic gold medalist gymnast

Truest bit yet, full grown wealthy cross dresser out performing 14 yo girls from a 3rd world country

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Wayne is well trained in multiple martial arts.

Two things, you are confusing him with Chuck Norris, and if as you claim he can bench press 1000 pounds, having that much bulk upper body muscle would render martial arts useless

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He is skilled with throwing projectile weapons, archery and firearms.

Why, he dosnt kill anyone

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Batman is a brilliant, virtually peerless, detective, strategist, scientist, tactician, and commander; he is widely regarded as one of the keenest analytical minds on the planet. Given his lack of superpowers, he often uses cunning and planning to outwit his foes, rather than simply "out-fighting" them.

That is Dr Who

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He has studied Biology, Technology, Mathematics, Physics, Mythology, Geography, & History. Gained degrees in Criminal Science, Forensics, Computer Science, Chemistry and Engineering by the time he was 21

That is Sheldon

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He is widely considered as the World's Greatest Detective

More confusion, its Miss Marple

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He is able to speak Spanish, French, Latin, German, Japanese, English, Russian, Cantonese, Mandarin, Greek, Portuguese, Arabic, Sanskrit, Hindi, Thai and possibly more

16 ?? Harold Williams as the world?s
greatest linguist, speaking 58 languages

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He has been described as second only to Mister Miracle as an escape artist

I take it you have never had a Puppy you apparently secured in bathroom when you went out

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Has been seen flying the various versions of the Batplanes with ease and flying a helicopter.

Meh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlf---13Q0g

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Trained in hunting techniques by African Bushmen

No he sent his butler

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Has mastered the art of disguise by the time he was 23.

mmmmm...I wonder who could that be in that BATMAN SUIT

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Batman is able to project his voice to sound as though it is coming from other places

Why ??

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:39 am

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He has been described as second only to Mister Miracle as an escape artist

I take it you have never had a Puppy you apparently secured in bathroom when you went out

that properly made me laugh!!! Smile

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2012 5:25 am

Nice posts...

Well my point was..batman's got all in him. That's what makes him a superhero. Sheldon can't bench press 1000lbs neither Dr.who can catch green arrow's arrows etc.....

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Why, he dosnt kill anyone

Well it has been stated before. He doesn't condone killing. Specializing weaponry is for temporary paralyzation of scums too (as it requires skilled accuracy)!

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Ironman's Weaknesses

Constant Recharge

Memory Problems

Alcoholism

So we're comparing a drunk, amnesiac, low battery teletubby with Batman eh...hehe