Where do old socks go?

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:41 pm

Lost socks go in the refrigerator then go into a hypersleep for the next five thousand years to hopefully awaken to a better world in the future.

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:13 pm

Shelby01 wrote:

There's a magical portal to another world just through the holes in the drum where odd socks live in harmony.......... Laughing

Great question, Thanks x

like the Spoon running away with the fork? there all mismatch maybe Opposites really do attract!

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:20 pm

reincarnated into sock puppets...........from hell.

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 9:28 pm

I have them, yes all of them.
It's all part of my master plan to take over the world

1 - steal socks
2 - ????
3 - world domination

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:51 am

My absolute favourite thread returns!

I've still got my last pair. Don't worry world, I'll save ya from the evil designs of the very Crooked Ferret, who ...........uhm looks like an alien.

What? Come on you don't think I can save the world from an alien looking ferret. Specially alien looking ferrets, you say. I'll show you, you little....... I'll show you yet.

Oh blast it saving the world sucks, I'm outta here. It's all yours.

Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:02 am

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:06 am

Honestly,I have no idea.

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:46 am

tabishsultan wrote:

Honestly,I have no idea.

Dude that's awesome. The honestly honest answer. We don't either!

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:08 am

call me old fashioned, but i gave up fighting the sock thieving daemons,
most of my socks are the exact same brand, and i get upset when the manufacturer decides to go and change the style
at first i thought 'maybe my missing socks are just nostalgic and are visiting previous places i've lived but will return someday'
yeah i know it's silly, b/c even new socks disappear with no recollection of previous habitats(unless the wal-mart theory is semi-true then they're visiting the place i bought them from) -
i guess i just need to make sure i name all my socks and enforce a strict name-badge policy and take roll occasionally so i know who is missing
then hunt them down and kill them for abandoning me
or rescue if they happened to be stolen by aliens/gnomes/whatevers

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:26 am

Dunno about the demons Fletch, never had the good fortune of fighting em, but this fellows in trouble, what!

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:53 pm

I know! I know!!
Charlie the unicorn got really sick of being picked on. so he later became a diamond spewing unicorn *detail left out*
And requires the stench of your socks to live off of.
Wink

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:59 pm

My dog chews mine, the ones he doesn't chew get stolen by my son and whatever socks I have left after those two are finished get lost somewhere between my work, the washing machine and my almost empty sock drawer.

I never complain when I get socks as a present !

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:23 pm

mmmm I don't seem to have this problem, I usually end up throwing socks away cause I have soles like sandpaper... [=0)...warlock out

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:44 pm

Voodoo, they are not socks anymore then.. they are shreds.
Thinkin bout vanishing, simply put...
So this is the bed time story of where socks go to put everyones mind at rest.
____________________________________________________________
In the beginning, God said... "let there be man."
So there be man.
God said... "work your feet off to your almighty god"
so they did.
Finally, when god saw that all was good,
He saw blisters on Badams feet.
So he said, let these socks appear in the tree of knowledge of good and evil, and have a strange allure to these two legged maninites.
So it did.
Problem is, the fruit was more alluring.
So thy god said...
"MAY THEE DAMN SOCKS BE CURSED FOR GOOD AND NEVER APPEAR AGAIN".
And it is so, to this day, men have to work their feet off, get blisters, and basically lose socks to aliens, gnomes, washer machines, dogs, cats, and Johnny depp pirate guys.
Ok go to bed Wink

Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:11 pm

lol good one leet. That was the best bedtime story ever!