Best "bad movies"..

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:45 am

Might contain mild spoilers..And possible nasties..

Some Nice picks guys..ta afn mate, will check out the "Howard The Duck" tonight, looks awesome. Very Happy

I liked "Troll 2" over Troll. Because troll 2 has NILBOG, goblin spelled backwards, damn! And the tree sap is green? And the dialogues you wont hear anywhere except from that movie.
For an example

Quote:

Holly: Elliott! What kind of idiotic joke is this? You scared the shit out of me!
Elliott: I'm the victim of a nocturnal rapture. I have to release my lowest instincts with a woman.
Holly: [Punches Elliott in the groin] Release your instincts in the bathroom.
Elliott: Are you nuts? You tryin' to turn me into a homo?
Holly: Wouldn't be too hard. If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them. He can't stand you.

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Michael: Do you see this writing...? Do you know what it means...? Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!
[reaching for his belt]
Joshua: What are you going to do to me, Daddy?
Michael: Tightening my belt one loop so that I don't feel hunger pains, and your sister and mother will have to do likewise.

And yeah angel bro forgot to add "The Blob" to my list, It's truly a classic!

killa1986 wrote:

my first impression of Meet The Feebles was The Muppet Rejects and anthropomorphic porn have a get together and F*cked things up. Shout out if you agree.

I agree lol. I know now how to make a mama hippo go mad!!
The whole movie was a mess, the VHS print made it messier for me. It starts off with a cheesy Muppet song then chaos. All the gooey mess of the muppets, damn Peter Jackson was crazy back in those days haha. Sadly he got into LOTRs.

trollster wrote:

Every Steven Seagal movie

Most of Johnny Depps latest movies

I agree with you there...

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Today I'll explore couple of movies, will review 'em if I'll like them lol.

One's Rubber (2010), Howard the Duck (1986) and Monsturd (Video 2003)

Rubber

Storyline (Imdb)

When Robert, a tire , discovers his destructive telepathic powers, he soon sets his sights on a desert town; in particular, a mysterious woman becomes his obsession. Laughing

Monsturd

Storyline (Imdb)

Escaped serial killer Jack Schmidt is on the run from the police and FBI after escaping from jail. They corner him and gun him down in a sewer tunnel, where he falls into a pool of chemicals dumped by the company who created it, Dutech. The combination of feces and this chemical transforms him into a half human, half feces creature, who goes on a killing rampage . And it's up to a group of local law enforcers to stop him.

A killer Turd..must be spectacular! Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:52 am

i really enjoyed 'night of the living dead'! hmmm... the human centipede freaked me out! --so dark and twisted but unique idea. haha! =)

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:29 am

i haven't seen Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, but the one scene i have seen is the Puberty Love scene. that made me laugh. Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:36 am

pinkstar06 wrote:

i really enjoyed 'night of the living dead'! hmmm... the human centipede freaked me out! --so dark and twisted but unique idea. haha! =)

That's right pinkstar.. The Human Centipede is twisted. I didn't mention it because it's bit more intentionally graphic (stitching mouths to each other's anus sounds fun!) But the fun wasn't enough for the first one so recently they've released a "full sequence" for the sake of damned centipedes.

The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011)

Haven't watched it yet but just check the "view content advisory" of the full sequence. It's all 'round a winner over the first one. (nudity, gore violence, profanity wise!)

These types movies are bit sick. For me Angst, Antichrist, Snuff 102, Cannibal holocaust, Nekromantik, August underground, Visitor Q etc come under almost same category. A different level of bad (With lots of abominable elements and depravity..)
But hell yeah..I enjoy 'em!!!!

killa1986 wrote:

i haven't seen Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, but the one scene i have seen is the Puberty Love scene. that made me laugh. Laughing

Yeah many funny bits are there in that movie. It's disappointing that its sequels couldn't deliver a fraction of the original.

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Suggestions for this week!

Santa Sangre (9/10)

Barbarella (7/10)

Xanadu (8/10)

Orgazmo (7.5/10)

Masters of the Universe (8/10)

....these are marvelous!

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:00 am

Yep as trollster says... Every nicholas cage film is shite (Can't believe they remade bad Lieutenant with that muppet cage in it. As Harvey keitel is amazing in the original) & yes every film with jason can't act for sh*t statham.
But The Evil dead 1 & 2 are awesome scary classic films & i liked Bad taste & Brain dead......... But yeah som ace, visitor Q is a very depraved weird film Shocked

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:03 pm

I liked orgazmo!!! Have you seen te others they done like baseketball and they did a musical cannibal one those those southpark guys!! Smile

i do find them funny!!

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:20 pm

angeljarvis wrote:

I liked orgazmo!!! Have you seen te others they done like baseketball and they did a musical cannibal one those those southpark guys!! Smile

i do find them funny!!

Yeah @ the time i thought orgazmo was pretty funny... Especially ChodaBoy lol, & was funny when they played the mormans at the begining Laughing

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:43 pm

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120610/

this is pretty bad Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:32 am

Is it absurd that I haven't seen a single movie in this list!

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:34 am

Cannibal! The Musical

my brother has it and remember watching it a decade afterwards. the beginning made me laugh! Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:14 am

RAV3R wrote:

Yeah @ the time i thought orgazmo was pretty funny... Especially ChodaBoy lol, & was funny when they played the mormans at the begining Laughing

I agree... Laughing

Those were very bad acting bits of the movie, hence so funny!

trollster wrote:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120610/

this is pretty bad Laughing

killa1986 wrote:

Cannibal! The Musical

my brother has it and remember watching it a decade afterwards. the beginning made me laugh! Laughing

2 movies added to my giant list. Thanks!.. I'll check them out and enjoy in a weird way..

WhiteViper wrote:

Is it absurd that I haven't seen a single movie in this list!

It doesn't matter, we have many bad movies up in our sleeves too. Remember the glory days of 80s/90s. I can't stop laughing when those songs and cheesy dance numbers recur in present days in various (loads of) music channels.. This thread is also inspired from those bolly days..

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I recently checked The "Human Centipede 2 (Full sequence). I can't include that movie in this category though. Some good acting bits are there. The whole flick is in black and white. But gory as hell broke loose. I admire "the extreme graphic violence"/depraved genre in a sane way (like how extreme they can go to cause havoc in the emotions of the audience). If you liked the first part, then you'd not miss this one.

Edit:- I'll update this thread with recommendations for this week in couple of days with more bad movies..

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 11:56 am

i really liked Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla. Mechagodzilla is the only monster to come the closest to killing Godzilla, did you know that?

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:53 pm

just downloaded "cannibal the musical" Smile

might have a little watch of that later Smile

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:26 pm

WhiteViper wrote:

Is it absurd that I haven't seen a single movie in this list!

what not even troll? or Howard the duck?

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:37 pm

I watched Howard the Duck, thought it Ducktastic *quack quack*

Dead Alive aka Brain Dead by Peter Jackson [that's right, LOTR director Razz

] is truly gory. i recommend to any zombie, gore fans out there.