Who ever looks at their poopsie?

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:08 pm

MMMM?

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:10 pm

im a keeper, i have a huge collection of loose stools under the stairs

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:11 pm

HBS wrote:

im a keeper, i have a huge collection of loose stools under the stairs

No shit

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:19 pm

HBS wrote:

im a keeper, i have a huge collection of loose stools under the stairs

yeah? mine are in the basement? we should compare some time!

LOL

we could give a new meaning to the ever so popular instant message phrase, "got a pic?" LOL

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 11:30 pm

I thought it was just me....... cool, I'm not wierd.

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:42 am

I refuse to poo. Mad

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:54 am

sim.seb wrote:

I refuse to poo. Mad

well, when you finally explode please be nice and stay away from everyone

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:56 am

I found if I tie a piece of string to my finger and it's still there after, I don't need to look to see if I am flushing myself down the shitter.

8MM I didn't think debates here could get any worse, but then I forgot about you. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:34 am

I have a large collection of used colostomy bags.
I used to think I was a freak for keeping them all but no!
One day I had the idea of framing them and calling it art.
My framed colostomy bags can sell for anything up to 1000eur,light brown being the most popular shade.

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:19 am

i disagree with you Krlll, Coppery brown is clearly a more popular colour poo than light brown.

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:23 am

Trust me light brown is the most popular,coppery brown might be your particular favourite but it does not sell as well.
I myself think the coppery type looks better but it is just too common to command as high a price as the light brown variety.

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:31 am

i would think in Ireland, land of the guinness drinker, everyones poo is a dark brown?

But on some research i see that a light golden brown poo is the best.

Naturally Balanced Health.com wrote:

"A healthy bowel movement must be eighteen inches long (for an adult,) one solid piece, light golden brown in color, one inch in diameter, odorless and floats in the toilet basin. Anything other than that is unhealthy. Broken apart, hard, dark, odor, large or loose stools are the indication of putrefication and constipation and thus the beginning of poor health. Use this as your barometer for quality health as a result from quality eating"

source - COLON HEALTH: The Life or Death Outcome

i think the colour of brown sugar may be correct?

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:37 am

At first I couldn't beleive the post, but then I dared to read the answers, you sick mothers lol, but yeah I check.sometimes. well don't often need to, coz i know what its like by how it flows!!

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:44 am

Like I say I am in the art business and know what sells,why I wasnt sure.
Now I know that light brown is the colour of perfection when it comes to crap.
Thanks HBS for providing a source and information on this very interesting subject. Smile

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:48 am

It smells in here Embarassed